What I need

Karen posted it first. Then Hangaku Gozen. When Scott did one, I figured it was about time.

Search for "[your first name] needs" on Google and list the first ten hits.

I have an extremely common first name, sort of like Bob. So I knew this was going to be fun.

1. N— needs to be more generous for fans and associates.
From an Indian tabloid, complaining about a pretty Indian starlet not showing her body fully. Poor you.

2. N— needs to better define its niche in the international community.
I share my name with a national environmental association. Could be worse.

3. N— needs to strengthen its presence and visibility in the area of terrorism.
More about the same organization. Maybe I could help by sending the terrorists all the desserts in my fridge. They would then die of heart attacks. Problem solved.

4. N— needs Fiza's fizz.
If you say so. Personally, I can take fizz or leave it alone.

5. N— needs counseling?
Hell, yes.

6. N— needs to change vdt install scripts.
Uhm. I think you need a professional.

7. Jai gets caught and in order to make things right, he takes the wrap for a crime Vikram committed in order to get the money N— needs.
Money, cars, diamonds, men committing crimes. Just another day in my life. *Yawn*

8. N— Needs You!
A Hemophilia association. Seriously.

9. She got up, said, "N— needs help," and left the room, making every one else feel rather small.
I like how everyone is trying to be nice, but it really does make a girl feel rather helpless.

10. N— needs more air time. IMO, she does really well when it is something she is actually interested in, like building a PC.
Yeah. That's my girl.

If you'd like to see how your namesakes live, consider yourself tagged.

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About purplesque

Psychiatrist, cook, bookworm, photographer. Not necessarily in that order.
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15 Responses to What I need

  1. LOLOLOLOLOL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> These are so funny!

  2. I just tried it and got mostly birdies……….haaa……maybe I'll try my middle name.

  3. Bwahaha!!!! Nope, I'm not posting that!! My first hit was "nude balloon flights'…….how can that be the first hit for any name???????? ROTFLMHO

  4. Purplesque says:

    Ha ha..c'mon, you must..nude balloon fights sound like fun. I didn't have a single porn hit in my top ten, except that ungrammatically voiced complaint about the lack of starlet nudity. Very disappointing.

  5. Waterbaby says:

    this is making the rounds again, eh? or continuing to, who knows which. i remember this from {counts back to residence at the time} approx. 8 months ago. wonder whether it's survived all that time out there on vox! N — needs to strengthen its presence and visibility in the area of terrorism — wow, that's quite some task on the shoulders kiddo! šŸ˜€

  6. Purplesque says:

    Ah, I think it went to live on Facebook for a while, until Karen brought it back.

  7. This seems like a lot of fun. I might do it too if it only takes 5 minutes to copy everything onto my blog. Thanks for dropping by. I've been completely swamped by work and I am exhausted every day and my sleeping problem naturally got worse. But I'll live! I will be able to get a breather very soon. Your sourdough is calling my name. šŸ™‚

  8. Someone told me later that this began on Facebook before begatting another life on Vox. It is fun, but I wish I had a pretty Indian starlet with my name, instead of a marijuana plant.

  9. Purplesque says:

    Ah..that kinda life. Hang in there..soon you'll be relaxing and doing your thing in the kitchen. The sourdough will wait. šŸ™‚

  10. Purplesque says:

    Ha ha..judging by the comments on that website, both seem to generate equal amount of frenzy among the hapless.

  11. Morgat says:

    This is fun!!! I must do this… (bet I get boring ones…)

  12. Emjay says:

    Yours are funny. I did mine and they were basically too boring to print.

  13. Lakshmi says:


  14. Karen Lynn says:

    wasn't that fun! haha :))

  15. Karen Lynn says:

    and at least you don't need a lobotomy!

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