Search for "[your first name] needs" on Google and list the first ten hits.
I have an extremely common first name, sort of like Bob. So I knew this was going to be fun.
1. N— needs to be more generous for fans and associates.
From an Indian tabloid, complaining about a pretty Indian starlet not showing her body fully. Poor you.
2. N— needs to better define its niche in the international community.
I share my name with a national environmental association. Could be worse.
3. N— needs to strengthen its presence and visibility in the area of terrorism.
More about the same organization. Maybe I could help by sending the terrorists all the desserts in my fridge. They would then die of heart attacks. Problem solved.
4. N— needs Fiza's fizz.
If you say so. Personally, I can take fizz or leave it alone.
5. N— needs counseling?
6. N— needs to change vdt install scripts.
Uhm. I think you need a professional.
7. Jai gets caught and in order to make things right, he takes the wrap for a crime Vikram committed in order to get the money N— needs.
Money, cars, diamonds, men committing crimes. Just another day in my life. *Yawn*
8. N— Needs You!
A Hemophilia association. Seriously.
9. She got up, said, "N— needs help," and left the room, making every one else feel rather small.
I like how everyone is trying to be nice, but it really does make a girl feel rather helpless.
10. N— needs more air time. IMO, she does really well when it is something she is actually interested in, like building a PC.
Yeah. That's my girl.
If you'd like to see how your namesakes live, consider yourself tagged.